Things I didn't read while pulling apart an Include block

...and also preparing for a fundraiser at which I'm performing tomorrow:

• Microsoft has moved Azure Premium Storage to general availability...
• ...and also improved SQL backup and export services.
• Coincidentally, my favorite performance analysis tool just added a feature I need this week. Color me happy.
• The United Center, where the Chicago Bulls and Chicago Blackhawks play, is getting beer robots.
• British photographer Marcus Lyon does not like sprawl. And his photos are kind of cool.
• There's also a poetry map of Toronto. One of my friends just discovered her street corner has a poem about it.
• The long-range climate forecast for Illinois predicts bog-standard weather. I can live with that.

And did I mention Apollo After Hours?