Home sick

Here are some things that are occupying me while I figure out who delivers matzoh ball soup:

• Andrew Sullivan recounts his time being an Internet addict.
• The Daily WTF explains how not to do caching.
• Deeply Trivial talks about natural-language processing.
• CityLab bemoans Chicago's crime wave.
• The AP describes how Trump screwed Gary, Ind., in much the same way he would screw the entire country.

I also have a book or 50 somewhere. And I need a nap.