Meanwhile...

Vieques is part of Puerto Rico and, therefore, part of the United States. So I haven't missed entirely everything. For example, I have these things queued up to read...someday:

• Trump's election is already hurting Chicago businesses.
• One concept explains all of Trump's outrages.
• Trump is unaware, shocker!, that his new office has 18th-century constraints.
• The Trump Time Capsule will continue.
• Encryption is good for you. Especially if Trump is president.

Wow. It's almost as if this guy can destroy anyone's vacation even without winning the popular vote.