What day is it?

I took my use-it-or-lose-it floating holiday Friday and today was a company holiday. So it feels like today's really Sunday, but so was yesterday, after two Saturdays in a row.

I think tomorrow's Tuesday but for me it'll be Monday. I think.

If you lived in Scotland, you'd be even more confused, because both Monday and Tuesday are public holidays. Here in England, we have to be satisfied with just Monday.